This is what happens when you are married, own a business and you let your bookkeeping get a little too exciting. Setting: Punkernoodle HQ. Mr. Punkernoodle: downstairs computer in the diaper shop. Ms. Punkernoodle: upstairs computer on the marital bed. Chat box: open. Sadly, no drugs or alcohol involved.
11:02 PM Lukas: what’s an experience grobaby?
cost $63
ah
i have my note here
2 shells for 23.51 each
1 soaker pad for 15.98
me: it’s a package containing 2 Gro Babies plus 1 Gro Baby Soaker 2-pack
Lukas: thanks
11:03 PM me: 24.95 plus 24.95 plus 16.95 plus the discount
yeah
righto
🙂
Lukas: I’ll stick with my numbers, which appear to have the discount already added in and accounted for
me: yes they do
9 minutes
11:13 PM Lukas: FB-Wipes?
FuzziBunz Wipes?
me: ummm…
not PB wipes
?
11:14 PM Lukas: oh, sorry
yeah, pb
me: ours, that we no longer sell
Punkernoodle Baby
Lukas: Right.
FB doesn’t have wipes
OK
I’ll change that
me: k
11:16 PM Lukas: BG-OS?
bumGenius One Size?
me: bumgenius one soze pocket
yeah
Lukas: OK, new product to enter then.
me: yes
yay
Lukas: 🙂
11:17 PM Oops, alreay in there.
That’s the only BG in there
11:18 PM me: well now we also sell the organic OS but that costs 20-something and is a new product too
i only sold the first one this month tho
Lukas: bg-ospocket
That’s what is in there,
me: yeah, 17.95?
Lukas: is bg-os something diff?
Yep.
me: no
Lukas: Sold it on 7/20
me: yeah
11:19 PM this month you will add bg-osorganic
Lukas: Ah
OK.
11:20 PM Someone named XXX (the guilty are protected here) bought something for $439.24 on 7/20 but the receipt is blank.
11:21 PM hello?
11:22 PM me: getting it for you, it’s long hod n
hold on
in an email
went to israel
Lukas: ok
ah
11:23 PM me: 1- Green Earth Chinese Prefolds, Bleached, Infant – pack of 36
11:25 PM 4 XS, 4 Small and 4 Medium Trsty coversh
4 Size 1 Duo Wraps
ooops Thirsties
2 Size 2 Duo Wraps Thirsties
11:26 PM Lukas: duo wraps?
me: might be new – Thirsties product, 12.75
a cover
Lukas: ah
OK. Would I call it: Thir-DuoWrap?
11:27 PM me: yeah – Duo Wrap
Lukas: OK, 4 or 2 of Thir-DuoWraps?
me: 1 Wahmies pail liner
3 snappi diaper fasteners
1 wahmies wet bag – small I think but could be regular
11:28 PM whoa – hold on
6 total
Lukas: Ah
OK. Diff sizes. I get it
me: (they come in sizes but you don;t care)
Lukas: Same price for different sizes?
me: yeah
12 Knickernappies stay dry hemp doublers
i think
11:29 PM fuck
thic is fucked
11:30 PM whoops – 12 duo wraps for her
and 4 snappis (2 two-packs)
regular wet bag
and 8 Knickernappies stay-dry doublers
11:31 PM sorry, finally found the right email
are you dead yet?
Lukas: yeah
me: 🙂
xoxoxo
Lukas: 🙂
Let me start from the top
me: she was a bigger pain than this is, if i recall
Lukas: 36 chin prefolds
What’sthe price there?
11:32 PM me: well there’s a pack. 73.75
Lukas: OK, perfect
36 for 73.75
me: ya
Lukas: Now, thir-cov?
me: 12
11:33 PM Lukas: $12 at 11.50 each?
me: ya
Lukas: Sorry 12 at $11.50 each
OK.
Duo Wraps?
Size 1 first,
Size 2, second
(this is not for me but your recipt.
me: you dont ned sizes…
Lukas: I just need the total
me: ?
12 total
at 12.75
Lukas: I’m filling in your blank receipt
11:34 PM I guess I’ll just go with 12
me: don matter
Lukas: ok
me: but 8 size 1
4 size 2
Lukas: 12 for 12.75
me: ya
Lukas: 1 pail liner for ?
11:35 PM how much is the pail liner?
11:36 PM me: was different then, i think 16.5
price hanged
Lukas: ok
me: chnanged
FUCKTHISKEYBOARD
Lukas: 1 wet bag for?
🙂
me: MOTHERFUCKINTHINGISSHIT
15.5
Lukas: ok
kn-staydryhempdoublers?
me: FUCKINSTUCKASSKEYS
11:37 PM Lukas: 12 for ?
me: 8
not 12
Lukas: oh
ok, for how much each?
or just give me the total
me: 4.5
each
Lukas: ok
11:38 PM is there more?
me: CANTDOMATHKEYBOARDFUCKINGSUCKS
my soul
priceless
Lukas: I’ll get you a wireless keyboard for that piece of crap
11:39 PM me: MACBOOK
Lukas: right, you can buy 3 pcs for the price of a macbook
anyway,is there more to this receipt?
me: nope
11:41 PM Lukas: what about the fastner thingies?
11:42 PM me: yeah
snappis, 4 total
=
2 2-packs
2 two-packs
11:43 PM i am losing my mind.
shellof my former self.
Lukas: how much for those?
me: FUCKINKEYBOARDNEEDSADIAPER
11:44 PM four fiddy each 2pac
that’s 2-pack, not tu pac
Lukas: Snappi Snappi Fastner Double Pack?
me: do rappers use cloth diapers for their little g’s?
Lukas: $4.5 each?
me: yo yo yo thas right
Lukas: NIce!
11:45 PM ok, I got something wrong, as my total is much higher than this.
11:46 PM 12 thir covers and 12 duowrap covers, or just 12 duowrap covers?
me: sent her email to your gmail acct just now
both
11:48 PM Lukas: ok, somethingis not right
36 prefolds for $73.75
12 thir-covs for 11.50 each
11:49 PM 12 thir-duowraps for 12.75 each
1 pailiner for 16.5
1 wet bag for 15.5
11:50 PM 8 kn-stay dry doubler for 4.5 each
2 Snappi Snappi Fastner Double Pack for 4.5 each
me: ya
11:51 PM Lukas: Total: 483.75
Total you charged: 439.24
Is this a no tax thing?
me: no tax on this order
Lukas: ok, that should be it.
11:52 PM why no tax?
me: ISRAEL
Lukas: Shipped for free, then?
me: a friend took it to her
Lukas: Ah
11:53 PM OK.
It’s the right amt (just $2 bucks off).
me: great fabulous
yeehaw
11:54 PM Lukas: Yep. Thanks.
me: nice doing business with ya
11:55 PM now get up here and make me forget about diapers.
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